My younger son Ben had his 9 month check up today and I got to take him. One question that I was asked was, "Is he going regularly?", to which I replied, "Oh, yes and then some". Now and I did not want to go in to the details, but I feel that this should be documented. That way,on his wedding day years from now, I can read this out loud to everyone in attendance.
I no longer need a clock in the morning. You see, Ben has decided that he should wake up at 5:00am each morning. Sadly, I am starting to get used to this time, when the sun is starting to rise, the birds are chirping outside my window and three scoops of baby formula and placed in to a large bottle for my son to suck down as if he were at a hot dog eating contest. The morning is normal from...for the most part......then there is the Grunt!!!!! (this deserves a capital letter and the exclamation points)
You see, Ben is able to announce his doody with a large Grunt!!! If you have ever been outside the bathroom door when an old constipated man is trying to go to the bathroom, then you might understand what the Grunt!!!! sounds like.
What makes it more interesting is that it happens at the same time each morning. I hear that sound and I know that I need to be out the door for work in 15 minutes.
If I am truly going to read this at Ben's wedding, then I guess I should thank him. Since the time is so close, I rarely was the one to change him.......
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