POS

So, Mason saw an ad for a Toyota and here is what he said.
"We have a Toyota(we do), but daddy has a dopey car".

Now, I drive a reliable 200 Honda Civic. It gets me from point A to point B and that's about the extent of it's features. At the age of 4, this car has been a constant source of humor for my son. A few weekends ago, I had to drive Mason to PopPops house which is 30 minutes away.

Normally, we take mommy's car, the nice care. On these drives the request for "his music" comes from the back seat. This means that I have to slide some kids music in to the CD player and listen to it for 30 minutes. You play that stuff to prisoners for 30 minutes and they'll tell you anything you want. On a side note I do enjoy some of Mason's music, but not over and over again.

On this particular trip, we were driving my "dopey car". For the first 20 minutes, he kept asking for his music....oh did I mention there is no CD player.....We were going through all the stations until I hear from the back seat, "Daddy, you really need to get a CD player"

What the hell!!!!! I do not need to take this from a 4 year old!!!! He does not even know how to ride a two wheel bike yet, let alone drive a car.....

Years from now, he will be that kid who asks to be dropped off three blocks form his friends house so no one sees the car I am driving.

What my wonderful 4 year old does not realize is that I will do everything in my power to save this 200 Civic and for his 16th birthday surprise him with the keys.....Who's driving the dopey car now?????