He Can Spell

So, I have written here several times about Mason's joy of bathroom humor, so it is no surprise that certain words are used more often in the house. One of the fan favorites is the use of "doody".

It has come to a point where it is said far too often in and out of the house. The first attempt to stop the use was to tell Mason he should only use it if he has to make one, but that resulted in him telling me all the time....

The second attempt was telling him that was a bathroom word and that resulted in Mason always running in to the bathroom to yell the word "doody".....This is when I realized that my 4.5 year old can be a wise-ass.

Which leads me to the latest event.......Mason randomly said the word and I just looked at him and told him that it was not a good word to say. He looks back at me and tells me he is not saying "Doody, but rather "Duty" (stressing the letter T) Oh joy!!!!!!!!

Next I am waiting for some "That's what she said" jokes.............

Like father like Son

What is worse then having a stomach bug?????

Your one year old having a stomach bug.....
Nuff Said.

You May Not Enter

I am in the car and Mason is sitting in the back seat. Then out of nowhere he tells me that we need to get a cover for our chimney....
I am puzzled at this statement and ask him why we need the cover. His response:

"Daddy, because we are Jewish and we do not want Santa Claus to come in to our house."



I see a commercial from Brinks security coming soon.

Two is Better then One

This morning, I was folding the laundry and Mason was helping me. When we got to some of Beth's clothes, he pulled out a bra of Beth's. He held it up and told me that this was mommy's extra boobies........

That made me think, is a jockstrap and extra penis?