The Candyman

So Ben is two years old now ( A little older then two) and this is what happened this evening.

The family is just hanging out this evening and Ben decides to put his hands down his pants. The following is the conversation

Beth: What are you doing?

Ben: I dunno.

Beth: What do you have down there?

Ben: Candy

(Pulling his hand out of his pants and pretending to eat candy)

Ben: It's yummy...Want some Mommy?

Beth: No thanks (trying really hard not to laugh, but failing)

(Ben puts his hands down his pants again and pulls them out again)

Ben: Want some Daddy? It's yummy!!!

Me: No Thanks ( not evening trying to hold back the laughter)

So my two year old already has a pickup line? "Hey, I have candy in my pants...want some...it's yummy." Something tells me that would end badly.