One of those days

It's been several months since my last post....long winter, not much to write about.


All that changed today and I do need to give a warning...this is all potty humor....real serious potty humor.

Imagine you had a pair of pants and there was a hole in the pocket. You kept putting coins in the pocket and it would run down your leg and on to the floor.....well, instead of a pocket it's a diaper and instead of a coin, it's shit!!! Yes, that is the scene Ben created today. Now, the stomach bug has been going through the house and Ben seems to have it the worst (poor little guy).

So here I am playing with the boys upstairs and I guess I did not smell anything. After a while, all you can smell is doody. You can dunk my head in perfume and I still think I would just smell poo......Anyway I see Ben run in to my room and I notice the back of his pants are all wet. Now, my first reaction was, when did he sit in something wet, followed by be second reaction that happened 2 seconds after the first. That second reaction went something like this, "Oh dear, oh no, oh yes....that is in fact crap running down his leg. By the time I go to him, it came out the pant leg. The best way to describe it is the scene in Shawshank where he was dumping dirt down his leg in the yard while digging the tunnel.

Anyways, I have just thrown out the rug in our bedroom, washed my hands for the 31st time today scratch my head in wonder. What will be next with the adventures of my two boys. The joy never ends....maybe one day I can actually take time to smell the rose....hopefully they do not smell like shit!!!!!