The family is just hanging out this evening and Ben decides to put his hands down his pants. The following is the conversation
Beth: What are you doing?
Ben: I dunno.
Beth: What do you have down there?
Ben: Candy
(Pulling his hand out of his pants and pretending to eat candy)
Ben: It's yummy...Want some Mommy?
Beth: No thanks (trying really hard not to laugh, but failing)
(Ben puts his hands down his pants again and pulls them out again)
Ben: Want some Daddy? It's yummy!!!
Me: No Thanks ( not evening trying to hold back the laughter)
So my two year old already has a pickup line? "Hey, I have candy in my pants...want some...it's yummy." Something tells me that would end badly.
